Performing for you 16#

Frederick
"Against you?" I asked, slightly confused. I thought God loved everyone, or that's what the New Testament says. In the Old he wasn't as lovey-dovey. I took another sip of my drink, watching him with a small smile. I then placed said drink down as I felt I had been holding it too long.

Cali
I just then realized what I said."Well, as I briefly mentioned before..." If they made a sign that says 'stand here if you're gay' I'd be the one holding it."I actually..." I took a deep breath. I didn't need to tell him. I didn't want to tell him. "I think that I have a daughter."

Frederick
Well, now I know for a fact he isn't gay. What did I tell you? All the hot guys were either not gay or with someone. "Why would be against you for having a child? Yes you seem a bit young but.." I trailed off and mumbled something to myself. I looked at him curiously, a mini female him might be enough to turn me straight. Okay, that is weird, that child can't be older than five.

Cali
"Yeah, the thing is that I'm not married nor I was, that's enough to hate me in some religions, and my ex hates me so much right now but hey. I don't know why I told you that", I let out a huge sigh. Of course I'm not going to tell him WHY she left me, I think that's enough information for today.

Frederick
"About 10 to be exact (heh lies)" I noticed, "I'm sorry about your ex, but I am sure you have a beautiful daughter. What is her name?" I asked, generally curious. I wanted to learn as much as I could about this guy, even if he wasn't gay. He could be a great friend.

Cali
"I don't even know her." I pushed myself up a bit and sighed deeply once more."Natalie. Her name is Natalie. I haven't seen her since she was three months old."I can't and I don't want to talk about that. I might cry. And I never cry, mind you, so this was terrifying.

Frederick
"Oh" I said, quietly, "Natalie is a lovely name though" I said, yes yes I know, I would have probably said that no matter what name he said. But I did like the name Natalie, it was pretty. He looked slightly depressed, so I decided to change the subject, "So how did you get into filming stuff?"

Cali
I was so grateful he didn't ask more. But I couldn't really answer that question. I saw Chris Evans' body from three thousand different angles and wanted to be the one filming?"I dunno, I always wanted to somehow be in the movie industry, but never had any love towards acting. Sorry."

Frederick
"Makes sense. Not everyone can be this handsome for the camera" I joked, pretending to flick my 'long flowing blonde' hair back in an exaggerated way. If he did acting, people all over the world would just sit and drool over him, no matter what their sexuality is.

Cali
I snorted loudly and dropped my head onto my knees."Remember, I can make you ugly." Actually, I can't. I don't think anyone can make that guy ugly. His voice was dripping 'hot' and 'sexy' all the time. If my hands weren't holding the legs, I would've grabbed his shirt and kissed him until tomorrow, and probably more.

Frederick
I grinned lightly, "But I'm fab-u-lous, nothing can make Sir Miller ugly" I continued joking, I was close to saying Frederick, I wouldn't mind that much about him knowing my name. It is just a childhood fear I have, really but, as they say, old habits die hard. If we stayed friends long enough I might slip it into a casual conversation, but not right now.

Cali
I snorted loudly."Gay", I called him. There was nothing wrong with being gay. Actually, I want him to be gay. I went to New York for people like him! Hot as Australia, that guy is. To be brutally honest, if he'd let me, I'd do him twice on the coffee table at this very moment. But life is cruel.

Frederick
Shit. I froze, h-how? Right, Freddie, acting is what you do for a living so use it now, for Christ's sake. I snorted, probably a bit too hard. "Yeah, sure I am" I replied, a snide remark really. Truthfully, I wasn't lying, I hated lying. I just edited my tone of voice to make it sound like I was lying.

Cali
So I can't do him twice on a table. Ugh."I'm teasing you. Take a joke", I scolded him and took another drink from my glass. It was nearly empty now, but I don't give a shit. If anything, I'd make him go and pour me some more Coke, because I was too lazy to do so myself. But at the moment, I hated him. Why aren't you gay?

Frederick
I took a breath when I knew he wasn't paying too much attention to me, so close to being outed. But why did I care? I mean, he has a daughter so isn't gay, sad really, so what was the worst he would do if I did come out of the closet? Be slightly shocked? I rubbed the bridge of my nose and snorted again, keeping up the façade, "Of course"

Cali
Snorting should not be hot. And yet it was. Could he stop doing it already? I couldn't freaking breathe, dear Lord. But what was with me? He just said he wasn't gay. And yet I wanted him to pin me against a wall and--- okay I'll stop there but you get where I was going. I curled my legs up even more to the heat in my upper stomach."Now that we established that..."

{meep}

(ditto, what now?)

{skip}

Cali
Lovely day. Sunny, birds tweeting and trees swaying in the wind... and I had to do a rolling shot. It's kind of ironic, really. Only, like, really weak guys can do it. Girls can't, because boobs. Muscular guys can't, because of abs. I had neither, so I had to roll down a fucking hill holding a camera and filming, hoping I won't die. Lovely day indeed. This girl had plastered camera holders on my hands so the camera won't fall from my hands and she looked like she pitied me. I pitied myself too.

Frederick
I spotted Cali and walked over to him, "I feel sorry for you" I noticed, he was really the only person on this set actually worth talking/paying attention to. "But it will be quite amusing for the rest of us" I noticed, slapping his shoulder jokily.

Cali
"I hate the universe right now", I spat (not literally) at him."Lie down and relax", the girl told me, and as I lowered down, I muttered: "That won't be the first ooooooh." That earned me a foot on my back and pressing down against the grass."There are children around", she scolded me. Ah, I deserved it."Pray for me", I told, no one in particular.

Frederick
I moved slightly so I got a better view of the whole scene, "You said you weren't religious" I noticed, watching the scene before me closely.

Cali
"F-" I started, but the girl pushed me off and I rolled down that motherfucking hill. Lemme tell you, that shot will be amazing, you'll see, but it hurt as hell to get it. When I finally reached the end of the hill, I hit a rock with my stomach so I bounced right back and curled into a ball, and camera arched up. Beautiful shot, really, but I was lucky the rock wasn't positioned lower."OKAY WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS", I shouted loudly at those positioned on top of the hill.

Frederick
"Ooh, that must of hurt" I noticed watching as some people headed down the hill to help him. I would have followed, and I half did, but I realised I would just be in the way. So I stayed half way down the hill, waiting until I could head down and not be in the way.

Cali
Oh, it's love. He didn't even come to see me. Ha ha, come. Wait, laughing hurt. As some people started yelling something about clearing out rocks and idiots around the park, other ones straightened me up and checked the shot on the camera. I told you, lovely shot. When all of them were gathered around the camera, I half limped over to Richie."I'm in pain", I informed him.

Frederick
"Who knew rocks could cause pain?" I said, with a small smirk. "Do you need an escort home so you won't be jacked by bandits in your vunerable state?" I asked, really I should be saying kinder, more lovable words. If I ever wanted to get with this guy, I had to be kind. At least I didn't laugh this time, I mean that would have been even more evil.