Performing for you 16#

Cali
"Not fair, he's an adorable plushie toy and I'm a sex machine", I said in a faux offended voice.

Frederick
"Mm. Is there a person who is just a combination of the two of you? Then I would choose him" I said, looking up towards him.

Cali
"NO." God forbid anyone to take him away from me, ever."Now, where's that beach you were so insistent to drag me to?"

Frederick
I shook my head slightly, "Don't worry, I have no plans of leaving you just yet" I said, then took a step away from him so we had no physical contact. This road was a lot busier. "Not far, just down this road then left"

Cali
I don't like being far from him."But left is far", I complained.

Frederick
"It's not that far. Just a few minutes" I replied, smiling at his complaining slightly.

Cali
"But it's still far. And so are you", I was feeling incredibly possessive today. I hugged his shoulders, not realizing that it was a really uncomfortable position to walk in until after.

Frederick
I gently shrugged his arm off, "I know, but there are people here, you never know who they are and how fast they can snap pictures to post on Twitter" I said, sighing, knowing that until I come out, going places in public with Cali is going to be very hard.

Cali
"Honey, I'd do you here right in front of anybody just to show them you're mine", I mumbled into his ear but let go of his shoulders."Tell 'em I'm your brother and stuff, except we, like, kiss and other things..."

Frederick
"Yeah, we're bros, not homos. That will work perfectly" I teased, "But can we not do that? People will consider it slightly socially illmannered to start doing it against a wall in public view"

Cali
"Screw people, who cares about people." I heard a phone camera going off and two girls giggling. Luckily I had no physical contact with Freddie. We bros.

Frederick
"Lots of people care about people. We definitely need people for this film" I replied, ignoring the girls and glancing at Cali.

(we bros not hoes)

Cali
"Dammit! I know I said I wanted a hot actor, but do you have to be an actor, like, all the time?" I asked with a smirk.

(They bros and hoes and homos)

(Yah)
Frederick
I stuck my tongue out at him, "Do you have to be a gorgeous, yet annoying, child, like, all the time?"

Cali
"It's in my job description. Sorry, l-dear", I almost called him love. Almost. My jaw shivered, but I regained myself quickly."You can't haveperfection."

Frederick
"Damn, I knew I should have read that fine print, there was a lot of it" I teased, poking him in the shoulder.

Cali
"Which means, even with all my flaws, I'm still worth talking to", I told him."You said we'd be at the beach sooon."

Frederick
"You see that big blue thing with the yellow thing next to it? Yeah, that's the sea" I replied, shaking my head slightly.

Cali
I squinted through my sunglasses."Are you sure? Cuz everything's grey from here."

Frederick
"C'mon you idiot," I muttered and walked faster towards the little beach. "Not many know about this patch of sand, so we should be okay"

Cali
I squinted more."Ugh, sand. I prefer rocky beaches", I told him and pushed the duo of the glasses up.

Frederick
"Quite or rocks, which would you prefer? Anyway building sand castles is the best, having contests is even better" I said, poking at the sand with my foot.

Cali
"And sand in your trunks is the best." I muttered grumpily."Oh, by the way, the towel was a gift from Mel. Don't even."

Frederick
I grinned at him slightly, "Race you?" I asked, placing the towel and borrowed sunglasses on to the floor, my tshirt going on top of them. I don't want that to get wet.

Cali
"Fuck no. The water's probably freezing. I threw my sunglasses next to his carelessly (they'd already been half broken) and threw my shirt next to his in the same manner. I left my glasses on my nose because I had absolutely no intentions to actually get my hair wet.