Maggy and Hazel #5

"Shut up, dipshit", Leo said to her pushing her, and accidentally himself, too, off a cliff.

(I forgot they were on a game then, they just fell off a cliff, y'know as you do)
"Ha idiot!" Jasmine grinned as they were placed back on the road and speeding ahead.

"Aw fuck you!"Leo shouted at the screen twisting the controller in his hands.

Jasmine grinned, "You'll never catch me now bitch!"

Leo used a power up so he slowed down her car."I'm a bitch now, huh?"

"You're many things" Jasmine observed, trying to speed her car up. "And a bitch is one of them"

"Shut up, sitzpinkler", Leo smriked at the inventive swear.

"No you shut up, buttshitter" Jasmine replied, smiling.

"Eh, yours is better", Leo admitted.

"Ha, no I just need to beat you in this race" Jasmine grinned.

"But we're tied", Leo noticed.

Jasmine glanced up at him "You will still lose"

(meep)

(Ditto
Any ideas?)

(not really. Ill try to think of some)

(You'd better start)

Leo was sitting on the sofa, watching a shitty show on the tv and sniffing."I'm sick", he announced loudly.

"Hm, I wouldn't say you're 'totally rad' more cool. You're not rad enough to be sick" Jasmine said, sitting beside him.

"I mean literally sick", Leo sniffed again, not even chuckling at her comment.

"Oh sick sick. Please specify next time" Jasmine said, "How sick?" She asked, watching him.

"Hella. In a tea-drinking headache snotty way", Leo grumbled

"Delightful. Is that a hint for a brew?" Jasmine asked.

"I-" Leo started, but he sneezed. Heavily."Dear lord this hurt", he groaned.

Jasmine laughed slightly before 'awhing' "Please don't infect me" She said, finding him a tissuebox and passing it to him.

"Ah crap, it's over now", Leo complained putting his head onto his knees.