Performing for you 16#

Cali
"Mmph", I mumbled and dropped my head on his completely."And I don't know why. You're exhausting to keep up with", I noticed.

Frederick
I closed my eyes again, "Hm, I try" I hummed, linking my hands together, the smile not fading from my face.

{meep}

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Frederick
My house felt empty, and I felt I needed something to fill it up a bit. I picked up the phone and dialled Cali, he would help me pick out a pet. I've wanted a pet for a while, but never had chance to actually get the time to go buy one. Since I was doing nothing today, and I knew for a fact Cali wouldn't be doing anything, I decided to go and take him with me.

Cali
During my favourite commercial, my phone rang."You have reached the voicemail of Mr Callipso Digital Ravelle. Leave a message after a beep. Beep." I recited into the phone positioning myself on the sofa so I was cuddled into it more.

Frederick
"Hey Cali, it's Freddie" I said, knowing that wasn't the voice-mail, as last time I heard it it was different, and that wasn't that long ago. Plus, last time it was more static-y. I played along anyway, "I was wondering if you'd help me choose this thing, but if you're not there... I'll take another 'friend'"

Cali
"Don't screw with me", actually please do,"you don't have any friends." I hopped off of the sofa and pulled my sneakers on balancing the phone between my ear and my shoulder."What thing shall I choose?" And if he says condoms, I already got that covered.

Frederick
"I have friends... They just live in another state" I replied, leaning back onto the sofa and placing my feet on the coffee table. "I decided my flat is slightly too empty, and it needs something to fill it up a bit. I was hoping you'd help me pick out a pet, like a cat or dog or something"

Cali
I want to fill up your flat."State called the Neverland. Okay, yes, what did you have in mind as a cat or a dog or something?" I asked and headed outside, not locking the door since Mel was still inside there somewhere.

Frederick
"New Jersey, actually. They are all too stupid to leave that place. Too many hits to the head" I sighed, "I'm not sure, so that is why I am enquiring your help. I wouldn't have asked you otherwise" I replied, putting the phone on speaker as I was too lazy to hold it up to my ear, and rested it on the armrest next to where I plopped my head.

Cali
I stared at my phone."Did you just fuck me off? Like, put on a speaker? Discourteous", I mumbled but laughed as I walked to his place. It's a miracle I remember where it is, because I'm really bad at remembering places.

Frederick
"Ah, you're not worth getting arm-ache for" I teased, not moving from my position as I was comfy. I was looking directly at my phone, smiling brightly.

Cali
Take that sentence out of context, I dare you."That's just plain rude. I could've rested home and did fuck-all the whole day, but noooooo. You have to drag me out of my house." Hey, what was he to me? Boyfriend? What? I just confused myself.

Frederick
"See, I am a good influence, I make you do something" I said, "Technically, I didn't drag you out of your house, I offered something and you accepted, so you dragged yourself out" People would probably think I looked odd, curled up on the sofa, staring at my phone and grinning at it. But I didn't care, but then again why are people looking at me? That'd be creepy. I mean I am in my house.

Cali
"I might get allergies outside", I snorted in complaint, but when I reached his house, I got an idea. I circled it to find any big windows. Then I put my phone directly below my mouth."THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING", I said in the deepest voice I could do.

Frederick
The sudden change in loudness and tone almost made me fall off the sofa. I sat up and groaned slightly, "Caaaaliii, unfair" I complained, then looked up out of the window, spotting Cali which startled me enough to actually cause me to fall off the sofa on to the floor. "Fucking bastard" I complained loud enough for my phone to pick up, straightening myself and sitting back on the sofa.

Cali
I broke into laughter as I hung up and knocked on the glass."Lemme iiiiiiin!" I complained loudly. Fucking bastard? Then why won't you?"It's impolite to leave me waiting! That has two sides to it but never mind!"

Frederick
"You're not coming in through the window" I called to him, heading over to the door. "The door is specially designed so Mr Cali can walk through them" I said, opening it and poking my head out. "But Mr Cali was mean, should I let him in?" I asked myself, "Mean people don't deserve to come inside"

Cali
"Why can't I come in through the window?" I crossed my hands and didn't move from my spot. To get back to the door? No way.

Frederick
"Because it is a window Cali" I sighed lightly, but still smiling. "There is actually no need for you to come inside anyway, we'll be leaving in a second" I quickly popped inside, grabbing a few items and shoving them in my bag before joining him outside. "I think it will be a bit difficult to buy a pet while sat on my living room sofa" I noticed, walking to his side and kissed him gently. "Let's go"

Cali
I made a face, quite unsatisfied with the kiss. We're not in the sixties. Before we set off, I decided to correct the oh so innocent kiss from the before. With a fast move I pressed him against the house wall and kissed him. If the last one was innocent, this one was Satan in disguise.

Frederick
I kissed him back, instantly wrapping my arms around his neck. However, after a minute or so, I slipped out from under his kiss. "No matter how much I would like to stand here and kiss you, we need to go before the shop closes" I said, smiling at him lightly.

Cali
"Your fault", I grumbled. "If you keep kissing me like you're a nun, things like this will happen. And I'm not responsible of them", I added but intertwined our fingers."Let's go."

Frederick
"Then I'll just have to keep kissing you like a nun now, won't I?" I winked at him, walking closer to Cali and bumping him with my hip.

Cali
"Don't you dare. Where is our destination, if I may ask?" I looked him, feeling way too good. Ha. Taller. Not much, or noticeable, but taller. Mini achievement.