Performing for you 16#

Cali
"But how will we get there, Mr. A-list?" He was an idiot. But he was my idiot.

Frederick
"Walk, it isn't far" I replied; smiling slightly and rubbing Bonnie's head, "Or we could skate there"

Cali
"Fuck no." I'd forgotten how joyful swears were."Should I come to yours?" The trunks were probably in the bottom pocket. Hopefully.

Frederick
"Yeah, then I shall show you the way there. We really need to get a car between us. That would be useful" I realised.

Cali
"Useless. A car is practically useless in New York", I pressed the phone between my ear and my shoulder and found my trunks just where I thought they'd be and I changed. After that I wandered off to Mel's room and grabbed two giant pairs of sunglasses. Just for the laughs.

Frederick
"But we could travel out of New York, get some country air" I said, shrugging.

Cali
"Yeah yeah. Mister Los Angeles born. The closest you got to country air is watching The Wizard of Oz." I headed out with a towel over my shoulder. It wasn't a commercial one which said vote for gay marriage and had a rainbow on it. Oh fuck, of course it was. Mel thought she was funny.

Frederick
"The Wizard of Oz is brilliant, don't bring it into this" I complained.

Cali
"We sound like two teenage girls fighting over the best Disney Channel movie", I snorted in laughter. Very attractive, I know.

Frederick
"And we both know it is Beauty and the Beast" I replied shortly, grinning slightly.

Cali
"High school musical, you bitch", I complained into the phone.

Frederick
"That Zac is hot, yes, but Beauty and the Beast is still best." I replied in the same tone.

Cali
"Literally what are we talking about", I hummed impatiently.

Frederick
"Disney. Do keep up Simba. Scar would have become king and died by now." I said.

Cali
"Why do I hang out with you", I asked rolling my eyes. Freaking adorable.

Frederick
"I don't know; you're the only one who does" I replied, I don't think I would want it to be anybody else. Except Ellen Degeneres, she's great.

Cali
I pushed a pair of sunglasses up my nose next to my real glasses and put the sexond pair in my hair."I din't think even I know."

Frederick
"It's most probably my irresistible charisma we both know I've totally got" I joked, switching the arm which was holding the phone.

Cali
"Yeah, you're chatty and I'm hot, we already established that", I snickered quietly.

Frederick
I laughed, and had to agree, "That is true" He is the hot one without a doubt, I saw that from the first moment I saw him. Well, saw him after all the boxes were off of him.

Cali
I flushed. Didn't expect him to agree."Not that chatty, but we can work on it." I lowered my phone and knocked onto the door.

Frederick
I opened the door and hung up, "How chatty do you want?" I asked, smiling slightly at him.

Cali
"To be honest, I just want you to shut up", I said and pulled him into a kiss. He can do better things with his mouth.

Frederick
I wrapped my arms around him, kissing him back. "I think the best question is why do I hang out with you? You're just mean"

Cali
"Yeah, kinda, but I've always been mean, so you knew what you were getting yourself into", I pulled him closer to kiss his nose then released him."Shall we?"