Sophie and Hazel, numéro 1

(you think that's bad. I'm in a tent with a cat prowling around)

"Lucky for you, I brought my own this time", I say smugly.

(skip?)

(Ebony isnt going to do you harm, worst she can do is sit on you
(Yup))
Victoria
We arrived at the shopping centre after a surprisingly long walk. "Now, kid, lets go find something useful. I feel that if there are Lemon Bonbons I will claim them" I announced, leading the way, not to the confectionary shop, but to the gun shop. "First things first"

I follow Victoria like a dog does its owner and enter the shop. "Oh man, these are way better than this piece of shit", I say and pull out my revolver. I walk around the counter to the wall display. "Does it count as stealing if its a matter of life and death?", I think out loud.

Victoria
"Probably, but I never paid attention to the laws even when I knew it was illegal." I pocketed a large amount of bullets- different sizes in case I find other guns. I ran my hand over a few of them and shool my head, "I still like my gun most" I removed it from the back of my jeans. Since I had time, I had carved into the handle, and the small carving was indentical to the tattoo on my wrist. Good way of marking don't ya think?

"Lets see how good it is then", I say and walk over to her. I pick up a standard bb gun and compare it to hers. "They look the same to me", I mumble.

(I know a shit load about guns, man (sarcasm))

(You and a gun would be a bad combination)
Victoria
"I can point this gun at your head and shoot, next I will shoot with this one, then tell me if you can see a difference." I took my gun off of him and cocked it, aiming for his head. I also got the bb gun and pointed it to his head.

(You do know that a bb gun is a toy)

(dammit)

I back up and knock into the counter. After a moment of panic I tell myself she wouldn't. Even if it was only to save bullets. I raise an eyebrow at her, "I bet its not even loaded".

(Heheh)
Victoria
I laughed slightly at his reaction, "C'mon Princess, I may be mean- but thats just over the fucking top." I shook my head still laughing quietly, decocking (that is the word for it now fight me on it) my gun and placing the bb gun down. "You're not worth my bullets"

"Cheers", I say while inwardly kicking myself. Those days are over, I tell myself, to survive nowadays you gotta be strong, you gotta be tough, to coy the phrase: be a man.

(you have to be stronger than a man)
Victoria
"Right, enough messing about- have you got everything you need? As they have a severe lack of cigarettes in the safe place and I'm gasping for one" I said, they say no cigarettes because they are 'unhealthy'. Having a lack of nicotine is unhealthy.

(well played)

I fill the bottom of a duffle bag with weapons. "You smoke?", I ask accusingly. "That's one of the most disgusting habits there is", I rant, "You know there are literally no benefits from it".

( )
Victoria
"There are no benefits with hanging out with you; yet I still do" I noticed, shrugging. I managed to find a pack of cigarettes behind the counter along with an amusing lighter. It was almost a flawless replica of a gun, apart from were you load it. Different opening. I placed a cigarette between my teeth and used the gun lighter to light it. I took a deep puff of it before blowing the smoke onto Johann.

I cough and cringe away. The smell reminded me of my gran. "Dude, secondhand smoking can be even deadlier than first hand smoking".

(night
I'll reply in the morning)

(Morning does not count as 1pm, and I doubt youll reply in your sleep)
Victoria
I shook my head at him, "We are in a bloody zombie apocolypse- we're already fucking dead. And there is fuck all we can do to prevent it" Always a ray of sunshine. I took another puff, this time avoiding Joe as I blew the smoke back out.

I shake my head, "Fine, but don't come near me when its lit". I walk out the shop and head to the clothes store. I was running out of intact shirts.

Victoria
I smirked at him, but put the cigarette out and followed him into the clothes shop, placing the cigarette packet and gun-lighter into the small bag on my back. "Hm, why do they make girl's clothing so fucking easy to shred? Or in a God awful ghastly colour?"

"You could always wear men's clothing", I suggest. "I doubt anyone would care, cause...you know". I pick out a couple of pairs of combat trousers and t-shirts, throwing them in my bag. I see a leather jacket on the end of the aisle(?) and try it on. "What do you think?" I ask.

Victoria
I had to admit, it suited him- but I won't give him the satifasction. "Mm, I think you are a bit precious for something as hardcore as a leather jacket, Princess" I replied shrugging and looked through some of the clothing.

(id say rack but idk)

I look over at Victoria, "Well I like it". I keep it on and take a spare off the shelf, throwing it in the bag. "Got everything you want?" I ask while heading over to the hats.

Victoria
I gathered up some tshirts and stuff, before heading over to Johann again. I picked up a beanie hat and placed it on his head, "That suits you" I said, taking a step back to look at him.

As she touches my head a small shiver runs through me. "Really?" I ask. I usually wear hats that have a rim. "Not especially good at blocking the sun", I notice.

Victoria
"Then you need a deer stalker, but I don't think they sell them here" I noticed, looking through the hats. "Baseball hat is the closest resemblance, but I don't think you would be the type for baseball"

(Sorry this reply took so long- there was a herd of cows in the road combined with no signal
though i did manage to buy a very nice woollen hat)

(yay to hats)

I nod my head but keep the beanie on. If it suited me then I might as well keep it. "I guess I'll keep it then", I say with a smile. I walk out of the shop and wait for her to follow.

(some cows did try to attack tilly, she was so scared it was funny)
Victoria
I waited until he had turned his back before following him out of the shop. "So which shop next?" I asked, placing my hands in my pockets.

I put my hands on my hips and look around. "You pick. Your female, you should be good at this stuff", I say seriously but turn towards Victoria and smirk, knowing she would be pissed.